She won’t win the Oscar but she will win Best Dressed. Because my Marion’s dress last night was the standard. Love the no frills accessorising. And the close-scalp hair. And the makeup. And she is apparently even more spectacular in person, as every photographer and publicist I spoke to could not stop marvelling at how much more “beautiful she is when she moves”. When she moves. Sigh.

I want her with George Clooney.

Alas, she is too classy for George Clooney. Clooney likes his girls FHM and even a little dirty.