Paris Fashion Week – Christian Dior. Reigning Best Actress and my girl crush Marion Cotillard arrives all subtle gorgessity, the current face of Lady Dior, with the innate French ability to capture a look that suits the moment.

She is extraordinary and we must worship her.

And look what the D List dragged in.

Mischa Barton. Trying to upstage the runway. No appreciation of her station. No understanding that she is, and has been, a has been. Like, she’s wearing a f-cking weave! In the presence of John Galliano! Bitch, know your role! Climb back into your hole!

And give me back my goddamn arm! It’s been achy lately. Achier than ever. They say I’ll have to get those pins taken out. The ones they installed to reattach my elbow. As my mother would say: I scare. I so scare. It will hurting me.

F-cking Mischa Barton.

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