Junior’s audacity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 14:38:00 October 21, 2009 14:38:00

I thought it was stanky a couple of weeks ago when Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr were all mopey faced about her being sick. Of course they shared it on Twitter. And if you suspected it to be a sympathy grab, you wouldn’t be entirely off base.

Because Jr’s ex wife Mary Jo Eustace wrote a book. It’s called Divorce Sucks: What to Do When Irreconcilable Differences, Lawyer Fees, and Your Ex’s Hollywood Wife Make You Miserable. Naturally she rags on that piece of sh-t and that useless twat he left her for. And the best part is…

Mary Jo looks better.

This is Mary Jo in the new issue of HELLO! Canada photographed in Los Angeles. That little girl was only 6 weeks old when Jr abandoned them, encouraged by Tori. She was adopted, and then her father decided he didn’t feel like sticking around. Now there’s a man.

Mary Jo tells the magazine about her first meeting with Tori, about Tori’s mantra – that she kept trying to convince her that “I’m a good person”. Then that bitch would show up at her house wearing sweats because she claimed she wanted to look her worst since Mary Jo is so “old”.

Think about that for a minute.

Tori Spelling made herself LESS attractive as a courtesy???

To whom?

It’s a crime against humanity. Can you f-cking imagine? Side by side, compare. When she looks in the mirror, is she seeing what we’re seeing?


When it comes to KFed Jr, there’s always a business opportunity. Even involving Mary Jo.

That motherf-cker had the audacity to pitch a reality show about Mary Jo finding romance. And HE would play Cupid. Mary Jo was contacted by a producer, she was offered the project… and her response:

“There is not enough money in the universe to make me do this. I would rather take my gall bladder out with a shrimp fork!”

The new issue of HELLO! Canada is on newsstands now.

Mary Jo was on Good Morning America and Dr Phil and Joy Behar yesterday. Also Access Hollywood, Extra, Inside Edition, and Bonnie Hunt. She’ll also be featured in People Magazine and Us Weekly.

Tori and Jr will be counter-pimping soon.

Photos from Hello! Canada
File photo of Tori from Wenn.com