Feel like a loser admitting this but I was, like, on tilt waiting for them to show up. Saw Ashley first and the first thing I noticed was that she’s not a stick insect. Far from actually. Nice arms, nice round bum, nice breasts… was pleasantly surprised.

And MK too. Thinner than Ashley but not alarmingly so. Especially after seeing model after model barely surviving two steps, MK’s small frame isn’t frightening. She’s little but she’s not dying…it’s a good thing.

An even better thing was her dress. Was the most incredible dress and best of all she wasn’t swimming in it, not at all. In fact, she walked with some new swagger, some new self assurance…was nice to see. Good to know the young ones aren’t all twats.