For someone with all that money, MK is pretty sh*t at keeping her sh*t undercover. I don’t use MySpace etc so maybe I’m missing something but I don’t understand why there isn’t some kind of security function that locks down your personal photos. And why you can’t simply tell your friends to do the same.

Maybe it’s just me.

But still… when they leak, we all benefit. Especially if you’re a big fan of Nicole Richie. Me.

Some kind of flannel celebration, MK looks like she’s raging, nothing terribly terrible all things considered, and there’s Nicole, drinking water, I think, with Joel Madden – sooo cute and sooo pretty!

How do they both, MK and Nicole get their hair to wave like that? Not a curl but a wave. Like a perm that’s grown out. I had hair like this for the New Kids interview. It was hot ironed the day before, then I wet it by accident in the shower, had it in a low ponytail all day, and when I pulled it out it was totally Mary Kate Olsen.

But since then, every day, I’ve tried to emulate. It doesn’t work. Most of the time it ends up being not MK Olsen but Nellie Oleson on Little House. Cheese.

My cousin and I have discussed this ad nauseum. If you’re out there, if you could, please invent a perm to help us achieve this, we will be forever grateful and we will make you Chinese dumplings every day for a year to pay you back.

For more pictures, see ONTD