Olsen > Hilton. All. Day. Long.

I love Mary Kate. If I were Mary Kate, if I were 21, I’d do exactly the same. Trailblaze with my closet – who cares if the MiniVan doesn’t get it?

Anyway, here she is arriving at the Galaxy game Saturday, disheveled per usual and camera shy. You will note: the Olsens do not tip off the pappies as to their whereabouts, nor do they live for the cover of Us Weekly. They’re also way wealthier than Ebola and her sister… something Paris hates being reminded of and supposedly why she went after Greek Stav who is a f&cking tool.

Call me Cruise but to me, MK is waaay prettier.