I’ll channel Kevin Kwan’s Crazy Rich Asians & China Rich Girlfriend “Singlish” for this post about Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen who decided maintain their funereal style – which, ordinarily, I’m into – for the China MET Gala…


Such bad luck, lah.

And insulting. Like if you wore this to a wedding, as a guest to any kind of Chinese celebration, they’d take it as deliberate disrespect, especially since there are two of them. Like a double hex on Double Happiness.