Mary Parker Gossip

Claire Danes is promoting the new season of Homeland. She was interviewed yesterday by Howard Stern. And Howard asked her about the time she had an affair with Billy Crudup and he ended up leaving Mary-Louise Parker when she was 7 months pregnant to be with her. And why aren’t we sh-tting on Billy Crudup for it? Good question. Full Story

The trailer for Behaving Badly starring Selena Gomez came out yesterday. It’s a teen movie. I had to watch it. It met my expectations. Looks terrible. What surprised me was… Mary-Louise Parker. The f-ck is MLP doing in this movie? We all feel the same about MLP, right? Like, love. Full Story

Another month! We have to wait almost another month! Turns out Blake Lively’s Martha Stewart Wedding won’t be on newsstands until December 24th which ... might make your family more tolerable during the holidays? No doubt the magazine will release a few select images, including the cover I imagine, in advance of the release but the opportunity to flip through the entire spread, and we will do this, meticulously right?, will not happen until Christmas Eve. Full Story

People.com has an article today about what Prince William and Catherine were overheard to have said during their trip to LA last weekend. Most of it is pretty innocuous. Cute, but nothing super, super insightful. The point is, they’re chill, friendly, and supposedly unpretentious. Full Story

I don’t mean that kind of douchebag in Ed Hardy or driving around in a pick-up truck even though he sells mobile phones for a living. No, those boys like their women dirty. I’m talking about your boyfriend, your husband, a man who might actually enjoy reading now and again, who does go out with his friends to do the things that dudes do but can also manage a real conversation without grunting… They do exist. Full Story

Love her. Which is why it’s so sad. That she shopped at a truck stop in Vegas. It’s the ruching down the front. And the bedazzled straps. You know who wears a dress like this? It’s That Girl from your husband’s office who drunk calls him every weekend. The one you’d like to throw down at the Christmas party but end up sparing out of pity when she walks into the venue wearing this dress. Full Story

Billy Crudup was a beautiful man. Now…not so much. Last night at the Tisch School of the Arts event in NYC – as you can see, Billy looks bunk and a far cry from how pretty he once was before corrupting Claire Danes and leaving Mary Louise Parker when she was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story