Not making that up. He said it. Matt Damon said it. I didn’t say it.

On Monday I posted photos of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on the red carpet at the Project Greenlight event and I wrote in that article that I know you’re out there – the Matt+Ben Forever Fan Club. Click here for a refresher.

Well, they just made all your dreams come true.

It’s a video that PEOPLE just posted and they’re talking about Ben’s dick. As you know, Ben’s dick makes an appearance in Gone Girl. Matt was asked about it. And, well, Matt, who is the funnier of the two, makes it hilarious.

Matt has always been Ben’s improvement. He’s always been better when Matt’s around. Curiously, that doesn’t go in the other direction.