Matt Damon and his wife Luciana are expecting their 2nd together… it has been a banner year. Matt is one of the few stars who can back up his paycheque with box office success AND critical acclaim. He is the reigning Sexiest Man Alive. He is besties with George, Brad, and Ben. And he exacted his revenge on Jimmy Kimmel resulting in one of the most viewed YouTube videos of the year. Not bad at all.

And for those of you who keep emailing to disparage his wife’s appearance – you need to stop. In person, “Luci” is the sweetest. I know how she looks in photos. In real life however she is so pretty it hurts you. With the most gorgeous skin and the gentlest disposition. And he is crazy about her. And they don’t parade their daughter’s dimples around at the fruit market while angling for the Mommy of the Year Award.

Because Luci ain’t no Taupe.

Attached - Matt in a shiny suit last night at the Empire Awards. Sexy as hell.

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