Shirtless or a Beater?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2007 00:00:00 June 18, 2007 00:00:00

Pardon the crass but if you ask me, it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. Both suck.

So here’s Matthew McConaughey, electing not to put a shirt on per usual and Ryan Phillippe with his kids on Father’s Day wearing his carb face and a white beater.

Seriously… how does one choose?

Me? I choose to restore my faith in quiveration with this: David Beckham’s lizard voice speaking Spanish. Somehow, in Spanish, it ain’t so bad. Close your eyes, in Spanish, the loins will enjoy.

Click here for the clip - Thank you Susanne!

PS. Strangest thing - have you seen Playing By Heart? Filmed about 10 years ago, circa 1997, starring Sean Connery, Gillian Anderson, a very young and skinny Jon Stewart (Jon and Gillian kissing tripped me out!), and none other than Ryan Phillippe with Angelina Jolie as his love interest.

Came home late Saturday night and couldn"t sleep, turned on the telly, caught the last 20 minutes.  Happened to be this super cheese scene in a car when Angie"s character tells Ryan"s character she loves him and lives for him and cries about it and he loves her back but can"t "handle" the intensity and bolts from the car but later on shows up at her house and they talk about their love and their souls and then finally they make out.

Back then, Ryan was still cute. Like Cruel Intentions cute. And Angelina, then around 22, still had a chubby youthful face, sexy as all hell. What killed me though was they were surprisingly, shockingly...HOT together.  Even through the bad acting and the nauseating dialogue. 

Cut to present day: he"s still a punk, she"s all woman. Funny what happens and doesn"t happen in ten long years.

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