May 29, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2015 13:51:06 May 29, 2015 13:51:06

Kristi! Happy Birthday! And yes… you’re right. The number is nothing. You mentioned your grandmother. And I remember her Hole In One. And she was, like, 100 at the time, literally, non? For you, it sounds like the perfect time to change, not just because people are changing around you but because, well, it’s boring not to. I’m excited about your plans. About your new lifestyle. And definitely about your 80s party this weekend. Thank you for spending 10 years of gossip with me. And thank you for thinking of the Squawking Chicken. Here are Jude, Ewan, and John just for you.

To Kathy (Ms S to her students) from your sister Mary – Happy Birthday! By request, the Ginger Dreamboat, Prince Harry, and Idris Elba. Have a great weekend!

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