This is Meg Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 10:12:13 April 27, 2009 10:12:13

I thought I should tell you because you might not recognise her. It’s understandable. After all, it’s not like there’s anything natural, or original, about her face anymore.

This is Meg Ryan. At the premiere of Serious Moonlight at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday, her lips expanding to attack her cheeks, her cheeks swollen and taking over her eyes, she looks like Rupert Everett. Click here to view. Have you seen what Rupert Everett looks like these days? They all look like this – scary and the same.

Scary and the same…but only to us?

Because someone must be telling them it’s not that bad, right? Otherwise why are they all doing it? Madonna, and her Dr Brandt, and Granny Freeze, and Meg and now Rupert…

In their circles, they’re being told this is good. And attractive. They believe it, their friends believe it. This is what frightens me the most.

But sometimes others just take to it better. Maybe it’s genetics. Genetically programmed for plastic surgery? It’s not like Sharon Stone hasn’t had any work done. Please. She’s the same age as Madonna, but face for face, Sharon’s surgeon has a better canvas for his particular products, non?

Sharon squeezed her ridiculous body into a pink Herve Leger on Saturday night at the LA Gay & Lesbian Centre benefit. Admit it. These are good results.

Photos from and and AXELLE/

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