Meg Ryan or Nicole Kidman?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 14:20:10 October 20, 2009 14:20:10

Laura just sent me an email:

Did you see the new Meg Ryan trailer? The one where she duct tapes her man to a toilet? Unfortunately you don’t really notice the plot because you’re too busy staring at her mangled face.

So of course I had to look for it.

And no, Laura wasn’t wrong.

It’s the preview for Serious Moonlight. And you will spend the entire 2 and a half minutes fascinated by the fact that Meg’s face doesn’t move. At all. It’s totally Nicole Kidman Granny Freezed. Can’t tell them apart now. That sound you hear is from between those swollen lips. They shift now and again but, really, they remain for the most part largely immobilised.


It’s frightening. And it’s SO sad.

I loved Meg Ryan. And now I can’t find her real face anymore.

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