Over the holidays, here’s Megan Fox in Hawaii with Brian Austin Green, not an ounce of fat on her. This body is a combination of youth and willpower. I mean, you have to be a disciplined bitch to maintain that kind of leanness. It’s a discipline I don’t have right now. Looking at her doesn’t help. Then again, dimsum, like the real kind, with the grease floating around the little dish, probably isn’t on her list of permissible foods. What’s life without a rice noodle roll with bbq pork?

I call your attention now to Megan’s chest cavity, all that bone supporting her fakes. Jacek has already performed extensive photo analysis on these. There’s no way those are real, though they may have been downsized to compensate for her weight loss. Michael Bay made her gain weight for Transformers, and she was STILL tiny. Can you imagine how small she is in person now?

Megan has been working on Friends With Kids, written and directed by Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon Hamm’s girlfriend. And I know that’s gross to identify her this way but it’s not like Westfeldt is a household name. Yet. And Jon’s in the movie too. It’s a good move for Megan as her first hire after getting dumped from Transformers 3. No, her career isn’t over. She has something like 20 million Facebook followers. Facebook is the reason Vin Diesel still has a career. And Megan isn’t half as objectionable as he is. So no, it’s not even close to being dead and done for Megan Fox. And, frankly, I don’t want it to be. There are a lot more people who should be exiled before her.


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