Megan Fox carpet stealer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 06:57:00 September 17, 2008 06:57:00

Poor man’s Angelina has been shooting her mouth off lately about lesbian lovers, about sexual freedom, about touching her man’s balls in public…

But really…

Hasn’t it all been done before?

Angie f*cked women, Angie f&cked everyone else, Angie and Billy Bob f&cked in a limo just minutes before arriving at an event.

Is there no original material for Megan Fox?

Check her out last night at the Eagle Eye premiere making a beeline for Shia LaBeouf and, while sticking out her tongue, running her hands up and down her body, and constantly scrunching up her sex-me hair, proceeded to steal a carpet that wasn’t hers.

Well done.

Posh would be proud.

But some other people clearly weren’t impressed. Am told Michelle Monaghan was seen rolling her eyes at one point.

It’s too bad my girls weren’t there. Because if Megan Fox ever tried to pull this sh*t with Kate Hudson or Gwyneth or Cam D or even Charlize around, there would be a freeze-out the following morning faster than you can say BBT. It’s the law of the jungle. Just ask Sienna Miller.

Speaking of BBT…he was there. Trying to be 25 again. Caught admiring the Fox on a few occasions in that creepy way he does…

Can you imagine???

If David Silver gets ditched for BBT? Megan Fox and BBT?

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