Don’t Mess with Scary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

Love this bitch. It’s totally ghetto but it’s the only way to deal with a dead beat dad. In this case – Eddie Murphy, of course.

New interview with Essence Magazine, Mel B claims she and Eddie planned the baby and also planned marriage, going so far as to reveal that she had her IUD removed so that it could happen. And when it did happen, he booked it and took up with another woman. And of course decided to call her a slut on television questioning the paternity of her child. Which is why she decided to start yapping.

And when this girl starts yapping, she does not stop. Looking back, Mel says, things turned out for the best. Her lifestyle, you see, is incompatible with his:

"There were certain things that went on in his house with his lifestyle that I wasn"t prepared to be a part of. I have a baby with this guy so I have to be somewhat respectful. I"ll simply say that there were lifestyle changes that he would have to make if we were going to live together and do it properly. I have a house where it"s about my kids and me. I don"t have people knocking on my door at 3 and 4 in the morning."

Who’s knocking on the door? Is it Johnny Gill? Is it John Travolta? Is it Tom Cruise? Is it Clay Aiken?

Posh calls him Beverly Hills Cock.

Love, love, love.


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