Horny, Smug, and Rude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 06:37:33 April 29, 2009 06:37:33

It’s Mel Gibson, 53 years old, divorcing his wife of 28 years, on the carpet at the Wolverine premiere last night looking like he just set a Cialis record. Horny.

Next to him, his new Russian action, a broad called Oksana who, judging from the expression on her face, is well aware that he’s worth a billion dollars. Smug.

How long he retains that billionaire status remains to be seen.

Last night wasn’t exactly the smartest move, public relations-wise. Especially not for a dude who was once a People Magazine MiniVan Majority loving favourite. They were heartbroken when they discovered he’s a racist, and a terrible drunk, and now he’s flaunting his sexpot in the most flagrant way…

Was he coached by Victoria Beckham?

Wolverine is expected to be one of the biggest movies of the year. As such, there was nothing discreet about this appearance. This carpet was far from low key. Mel would have known this. All these years in the business, Mel would have definitely known this.

Worst still, in bringing along his new lady, he essentially usurped the thunder from the film making his photos the top headline – like showing up at someone else’s wedding in a wedding gown and throwing the bouquet. Rude!

But he bought his own church. This makes it ok, I guess…? Does forgiveness come quicker when you’re the boss?

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com and AXELLE/Bauergriffinonline.com

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