She’s married to him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 13:59:15 September 22, 2008 13:59:15

Catherine Zeta Jones is.

Hate to be bitch (actually no I don’t) but if I looked like CZJ, it would greatly distress me every night to have my supple body, that classic face, those pouty lips tied to this for the rest of his life.

I know love is more than skin and bones…but can love make lust for skin and bones?

This is Michael Douglas, thin skin and oldy bones in New York for the ringing of the Peace Bell at the UN on Friday. On the plus side, it looks like he’s given up the plastic surgery. On every other down side… sigh…where do I begin?

Or maybe it’s just me. Shallow, materialistic, vapid, with no understanding of true companionship, and destined for an eternity in hell…how could I possibly understand?

That must be it.

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