Michael Fassbender is shooting The Counselor in London. He was photographed today looking very smart on set in a beautifully cut suit. Believe it or not, I didn’t initially see what you no doubt saw immediately. It’s just... my eye goes elsewhere. To the shoulders, to the waist, to how the pants hang at the bottom. Like, big dick just doesn’t interest me. Why are women reduced to foolishness at the prospect of giant cock? I keep asking this... maybe too much.

Maybe it’s just me. I went off Fassbender a few months ago. It just didn’t sit right after this and there are few things less attractive than a man who snaps at wait staff. Also, if we really want to get particularly superficial, he has proportion issues - head, torso, legs, all the same.

In other Fassbender news, they are apparently pushing for a Prometheus sequel. Ridley Scott wants to do it badly. Fassbender and Noomi Rapace have signed. It’s just a matter of finding the right writer now and the studio, Fox, feeling confident about all pieces being in place. (Source)