I wish it wasn’t in red. I feel like it would be more special in … black. Everybody always complains about black. I feel like there’s a certain generation that passed down to another generation that “colour is good!” But there’s something really UNstylish about red and flesh coloured sheer. It’s…Carmen on ice.

“But not her skating ability! This is a posing section. Carmen seems to fold when the poses occur.”

God I love the bitches of figure skating commentary.