If you can hold it back after this – I salute you.

The movie is Suburban Girl…godawful title, init? Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, chick flick based on Chick Lit, adapted from one of the stories in Melissa Bank’s The Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing - the rights for which, as I understand it, are actually owned by Francis Ford Coppola and Sofia Coppola which is why Suburban Girl was renamed Suburban Girl.

The story? She works in publishing, living in New York, dating life is a disaster – formulaic and familiar, I’m sure Sarah Michelle plays “cute and appealing” rather adequately, a great dvd rental on a Friday night, but for one uncomfortable detail. She falls for an older, older man.

So her love interest is Alec Baldwin.

Yes. Alec Baldwin.

See for yourself. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alec Baldwin romantically involved on film. The mere suggestion that they are lovers… try not to vomit.

Or maybe it’s just me?