Cara Delevingne was in London last night. Michelle Rodriguez was in LA. Apart for Valentine’s Day? Still together? Oh I hope so. But this thing caught on fire so fast, so intensely, so spectacularly, and some would say so stunt-ily, that I also wouldn’t be surprised if it flamed out already.

Cara is young and wild. Michelle is still wild. The drama between these two would have been ridiculous. The make-up  sex would have been ridiculous. I don’t know what I’d want to watch more – them making out or them fighting. Who do you think would be the dirtier fighter between the two? I say Cara. Totally Cara.