NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At exactly the same time last year, I reported exclusively that Michelle Williams and Jason Segel were dating. Today US Weekly is reporting exclusively that their relationship is over, citing “distance” as the major obstacle and that the split was amicable. Just made a couple of calls though and both people I spoke to heard that it’s more likely that she was the one who initiated it because there’s no way he wouldn’t want to be with her anymore.

When you’re not feeling it though, you’re not feeling it. And, as a single mother, it’s probably smarter to get out sooner and not let it drag on to minimise any possible disruption to the child. I guess the truth is, we wanted it more than she did.

How long before we can start gossip genie-ing someone new for her? Too soon?