Movie Reviews and Previews Good trailer, bad trailer with Immortals Written by Sarah You ever see a trailer and it just makes you laugh? Not that the movie is funny, but that the trailer is SO BAD the only possible reaction is to laugh and laugh? Well that’s how I reacted to the new trailer for Tarsem Singh’s By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 03:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews It’s all coming to TIFF Holy. Sh-t. More TIFF announcements, more major additions, so many world premieres at this year’s film festival including the Midnight Madness line-up and more potential award winners to the schedule covering the entire spectrum from elder Hollywood statesman to dirty tramps and roughnecks. Clint Eastwood will be in Toronto By Lainey • Aug 17, 2010 05:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Mickey vs GOOP or Fox or Scarjo? During promotion for Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke gave an interview during which he slagged the industry and, in particular, an actress who he believes is overhyped and underskilled leaving many wondering, naturally, who he was referring to. "You can be less than mediocre and be a f-cking movie By Lainey • May 10, 2010 03:46 am
Girly Throw Downs They both wore grey And it’s a similar-ish dress. Even the back zipper. It’s a motherf-cking dress-off! And you know the UK press will be all over it. “Gwyneth Paltrow is so insecure about the younger Scarlett Johansson that when she found out Scarlett was wearing a grey shift, she decided to By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 10:54 am
Scarlett Johansson Iron Man is horny It’s not like I’m in any hurry to get older… but so many things happen in the future, and the future can’t come fast enough. Is there a way to do it without aging? Anyway, Iron Man 2 is 9 months away. But already it’s landed By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 05:52 am
Hook Ups Give this man the Pulitzer He deserves it. You didn’t give a sh*t when it was reported that Mickey Rourke was nailing Bai Ling. But her publicist has taken it upon himself to clear up the rumours, like we’re talking about the Brange. Not only that, he’s written a f-cking masterpiece, By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 07:34 am
Ebola Victims Oscar Ebola Victim: Mickey Rourke Loki could not save Mickey. Oh Loki. You saw it coming, didn’t you? Last Monday in New York, Mickey Rourke stumbles into Butter and it happens to be Ebola Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Instead of leaving, he sits down and celebrates with her… and suddenly his beloved dog By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 12:53 am
Ebola Victims Goodbye Loki Oh Mickey Rourke. As you know, he adores his dogs. His Loki travelled everywhere with him. He was hoping for some Loki luck on Sunday. But Loki… Loki is gone. According to Rourke’s publicist, Loki passed on Monday night. Ummmmm…. Here’s what happened on Monday night: Mickey was By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 02:52 am
Bad Style The BAFTAs 2009 I love the BAFTAs. They’re so all business. It’s like, let’s get on with it, move it along, we’re not caught up in our own importance. And the feed I was watching was broadcast straight through with only one commercial break after the first hour. Maybe By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 12:14 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s just a luncheon The Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday – no Meryl, no Brange. Meryl doesn’t have time to fly all the way in from New York for a luncheon. She’s Meryl Streep. And it’s like her 15th time, right? But why no Brange, since they’ve been campaigning so By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 03:55 am
BFFs Boys Club Last night Clint Eastwood received the Modern Master Award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival. It is the festival’s highest honour and it was Sean Penn who presented. Sean owes a lot to Clint. Clint directed him in Mystic River which, as you know, brought Sean his Oscar. It By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 10:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Slipping away? Oh Mickey Rourke… He’s still a contender for sure for Best Actor but this… this is not good. So you must have heard by now – rumours circulated that he and Evan Rachel Wood hooked up after the SAGs. That they were making out and then disappeared upstairs. Ew. Of By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 09:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Boys can bitchface too! Have finally watched most of the SAG clips. Thankfully didn’t miss much. Meryl of course was delightful but for smutty tingles, the best speech of the night belonged to Sean Penn. Several reasons… First – Frank Langella’s bitchface! Angelina Jolie has kicked off an awards season trend! Only Frank’ By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 01:13 am
Douchebags SAG Crotch Itch: Mickey Rourke It’s no secret…he’ll readily admit it… the man is depraved. Quite obviously, awards season turns him on. Or his psoriasis is flaring up. Whatever the reason, Mickey Rourke can’t keep his hands off his junk. Like constantly. Perhaps it’s his way of dealing with nerves. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 12:38 am
Quiveration RDJ Vogue Check it – April issue of Men’s Vogue. RDJ on the cover. Yeah baby. He’ll be at the Globes on Sunday too. Nominated for Tropic Thunder for Best Supporting Actor going head to head again with Tom Cruise. Have you seen Tropic Thunder? Loved Tropic Thunder. And he was By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 09:24 am
Girly Throw Downs Backlash begins A couple of weeks ago, I posted this article about Mickey Rourke’s Oscar chances. He is a lock for a nomination and even considered the frontrunner …at the moment. But as mentioned already, Mickey has few friends in Hollywood, having alienated and insulted so many players up and down By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 02:05 am
