They went to a sporting event

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 14:36:13 August 23, 2012 14:36:13

Oh God.

Mila. Mila. What the f-ck?

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher watched the Dodgers lose to the Giants last night. The tv cameras cut away to them often. They held hands the entire time, even while sharing ice cream? fries? Whatever. You know for a dude like Ashton, that’s a relationship declaration. When you bring your girl to the game and have food together, the kind that requires utensils, it means she’s the bonafide. And don’t think it’s not so obvious what she’s doing too. Eating like a normal person, in sharp contrast to her predecessor, the ex-wife, who outlawed carbohydrates and most other joys from their kitchen. So as if it’s not bad enough that Mila Kunis has dumbass taste in men, her attraction to him has turned her into a cliché.

Thanks Hutch!

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