Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Laker game the other night. Courtside seats. Only. Obviously. As you can see, she adores him. At least that’s what I’m reading on her face. She looks at him like no one could possibly be more interesting, more fascinating, more intelligent…

I mean, at this point, what choice do you have?

You can’t have a baby with someone and think the father of your child is a f-cking idiot, can you?

You know what’s grossing me out about these shots? It’s the way his left arm is hanging between his legs. It’s about as un-sexy of a sit-pose as I’ve ever seen.