I can’t believe it either. Sorry.

And while I’d much rather she be boring, on a night where she was simply a presenter and no longer a nominee, I’ve never known Mila Kunis to bring such little excitement. Mila Kunis, ordinarily, is exciting even in sweats.

But we’ve seen this one strap before. And the waistline is almost frumpy and the material is totally unremarkable and her makeup seems half assed and what happened to bringing out those crazy, amazing eyes? How often have you seen Mila Kunis look so dull?

Maybe she needs some Jake Gyllenhaal in her life. Again. Last year, at this very event, the two were supposedly lighting it up at a party. It didn’t go any further than that. Which... a shame, really. I feel they could help each other out of their ruts.