Two and a Half Morons

Maria Posted by Maria at March 4, 2014 23:09:28 March 4, 2014 23:09:28

I can’t take credit for this title – Roseanne came up with it first.

Did you know Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged? Of course you do, because she wore her ring to the Grove and both PEOPLE and Gossip Cop have confirmed with “inside sources” (the most official way to unofficially confirm something).

If you’ve followed their relationship, it’s certainly not a surprise – they have looked very much in love whenever they are together at sporting events and Ashton even shared a photo of Mila on social media. Put don’t try to take Mila’s picture ok? Because she’ll put on her hood and hide her face, or pull her sleeves down and hide her hand, even though the engagement has already been confirmed and everyone has seen about a million photos of them together.

It pains me to say this, but she’s been acting like a bit of an asshole. Over the weekend, a very busy Oscar weekend, Mila was obscuring her face on a walk with Ashton. She could have better spent her time working the good parties. As much as I’d like to blame Ashton for her behaviour, I can’t. He may be a dumdum blowhard, but he certainly knows how to be with a high-profile woman.

And Mila is high profile; she may not be as well-known as he is, but she certainly gets more desirable work. Black Swan, Ted, Friends With Benefits (which took in almost $150 million worldwide, despite Justin Timberlake) and a steady income stream from voicing Meg on Family Guy – she has choices.

So…now… she’s choosing to do a guest stint on Two and A Half Men. And it feels so… desperate. If your fiancé starred in Curb Your Enthusiasm, then I totally understand doing a guest spot. But Two and a Half Men? That’s just embarrassing. You know who else has did a guest stint on Two and A Half Men? Denise Richards.

Denise Richards.

But fine, go on his show, just take the damn hood off. You certainly aren’t hiding (nor do you want to). She is not doing Two and a Half Men because she needs the work – she has work. She’s probably not doing it out of curiosity either as she and Ashton worked side-by-side on a TV show for years. She loves him, so maybe she loved working with him. Fine. But it’s disingenuous for two famous people to be photographed together extensively, get engaged and about a week later announce that they will work together on his TV show, all the while acting like they (she) just Can’t. Stand. The. Attention.

Take the damn hood off!

Let’s hope she sorts this sh-t out before she starts promoting Jupiter Ascending. The Wachowskis, Channing Tatum, sci-fi – it could be a monster hit. And you can’t be an asshole when you’re working alongside Channing Tatum. It’s against the laws of nature or something.



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