No one else is picking my ass right now quite like Miley Cyrus. It’s official. I can’t bear her.

She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15???

It’s the condescending way she says Thaaaaank You. It’s that mouth. It’s those teeth. It’s the “Valentino”. It’s how uncomfortable and awkward her father looked sitting next to her. Even Jay had to cut in and shut her up.


If you can stand it, click here for the clip  then stab your eyes out with a Louboutin.