Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend.

Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too.

It’s a heavyweight battle.

Who wins?

I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you?

Here’s Travolty on the carpet with Disney JailBait and her beat-me mouth and also her father Billy Ray Cyrus with that f-cking ridiculous soul patch that’s right up there with acid wash as a label for Loser. He’s with his wife and another child they hope to exploit.

Ugh. Why does everyone suck?

To lessen the suckyness, how about a photo of Mr T? He was there too. Random, but preferable.

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