They Learn Early

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 08:44:00 August 7, 2008 08:44:00

Said it before and I’ll say it again: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. It really is.

But first…

Forget Bronte. There has never been an epic love story like this one:

"We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, 'I think you're beautiful and I really like you.' And I was like, 'Oh, my gosh, I like you so much.' Nick and I loved each other. We still do, but we were in love with each other. For two years he was basically my 24/7. But it was really hard to keep it from people. We were arguing a lot, and it really wasn't fun."

At first (when we broke up) I bawled for a month straight. I was so sad. I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black. When we were dating, Nick wanted me to get highlights – and so I did that, and I got myself looking great. And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, I want to make my hair black now – I don't want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core. I was rebelling against everything Nick wanted me to be. And then I was like, I've got to be by myself for now, and just figure out who I really am.”

Are you swooning from the love? I know you are. You totally are.

And why not? There is no romance greater than the romance between two 15 year olds, back when they were 14.

We’re speaking of course of the legendary affair between Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas that Miley admits to for the first time in Seventeen. She’s on the new cover looking like a 30 year old but thankfully they made her put away her beat-me mouth.

Here’s where it gets interesting.

Nick Jonas, as you know, is now dating Selena Gomez who has been anointed The Next. As such, Jailbait Miley supposedly hates her ass. Girl sh*t is starting to fly. When asked about the future, this was Miley’s reply:

"Since [the breakup], I've realized that I've met so many great guys, but I like being the girl nobody can have. No one can touch me, no one's mine. I'm myself. I think it's sexy to do your own thing. Maybe he'll be my best friend for the rest of my life or maybe I'll end up marrying Nick Jonas!"

And it begins.


Photos from Flynet

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