Miley Cyrus and her mother Tish were also at that amfAR event last night to honour Tom Ford. She wore Tom Ford. Not everyone gets to wear Tom Ford to a Tom Ford party though. So far we have Gwyneth, naturally, and Rihanna, obviously, Miley, of course, and I think maybe January Jones but she got the most boring one. I’ll post it to LifeStyle in a minute.

Miley’s Tom Ford is the most complicated. And I don’t mean the strategic straps. It’s the sheer part. You know how hard it is not to snag sheer tights? How do you stop yourself from snagging an entire sheer top? I would have ripped that sh-t before getting into the car. Which, I think, maybe was her concern because Photo Assumption says she doesn’t look entirely comfortable. And she’s talked about this, Miley. That she feels weird when she’s on a carpet as an explanation for all the times she sticks her tongue out. As you can see, she seems much more comfortable inside. I LOVE the shot of her with Tom Ford and Rihanna.

But my favourite: Miley with Sharon Stone. Why isn’t this her next music video/short film? Sharon plays Tish. And they act out the story of Lindsay and Dina Lohan.