She’s been plucked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 06:10:06 June 24, 2009 06:10:06

She’s been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. It takes a woman to know it.

There’s a great line from Shakespeare in Love, a film that in hindsight gets sh-t on all the time for undeservedly taking the Oscar from Saving Private Ryan. Totally disagree. But this is another conversation. Here we’re discussing JailBait Miley Cyrus’s virginity.

It takes a woman to know it.

The change is subtle – the sway of the hips, the moistness of the lips, the arch in her back, the new veil over her eyes, her gait, perhaps even her voice… girls know when other girls have lost it. So check out JailBait in these twitter photos posted by Adam Shankman who is directing her new movie…

Virginal Disney princess?


You know who had the same body language about 10 years ago? (F-ck I’m old.) Britney Spears had the same body language 10 years go. Britney Spears was no longer intact at 16 either. And a child star. And a mediocre, marginally talented but tremendously appealing performer who promised to remain pure until marriage, pimped out by parents living vicariously, and extravagantly, off the spoils of a child.

Shankman posted of these photos:

“Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the makeup room. Seriously. Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics. She's like my angel little sister.”

Good point. She does work tirelessly. They work her non-stop. There’s an album and a tour and tv show and a movie and promotion and events…

For years this has been her schedule. They’ll squeeze until there’s nothing left.

Sound familiar?

Yay for child stardom!

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