JailBait vs Sue Sylvester

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 08:14:32 May 31, 2010 08:14:32

Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth.

So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee.

When asked by Billboard about the show, JailBait said that:

“Honestly, musicals? I just can’t. What if this was real life and I was just walking down the street on Rodeo Drive and all of a sudden I just burst into song about how much I love shoes?”

What if this was real life and there was a dumbass show about a girl with two identities and for some reason no one could tell the difference?

What if the star of Hannah Montana judged Glee to be unworthy. Really? YOU? When did Miley Cyrus become Norah Jones? When did Miley Cyrus earn the artistic credibility to dismiss Jay-Z and Glee?

This apparently is about suspension of disbelief. From the same person who currently has a cameo in Sex & the City 2, a movie based on the life of a writer who somehow can afford to spend $50K a year on Manolos. Sit. The f-ck. DOWN.

PS. She’s not the Smutty Shout-Out blind riddle. Her drama is a little more old-fashioned.


Photos from Wenn.com

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