Miley and her mouth were spotted yesterday leaving church with the boy presumed to be her new man Justin Gaston. Of course he’s wearing a cross around his neck. And a beater tank. To church!

My old school Polish in laws would have something to say about that. These are people who think plastic cutlery is low classy and always dress for dinner, even when it’s an impromptu gathering. We don’t go to church in beater tanks.

But we are not in LA. And we are not whoring out 15 year olds for money while sugar coating her obsession with sex and her teenage tendency to take photos of herself in her undies and send them out to her friends.

In the world of Disney, wearing beater tanks to church is totally ok.

And so is a 15 year old with a 20 year old boyfriend.

From her perspective, it’s totally understandable. I don’t blame her for her smug little face. Every 15 year old wants an older boyfriend. But who’s the loser 20 year old hanging out with a baby? That’s like David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused…

In other words, it’s f7cking lame sh-ts, and I don’t care how rich she is. Justin Gaston is passing up college campus ass for a 6 month ride on a JailBait car.

That’s just dumb.

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