An irrational pet peeve, I know. Similar to the way I feel about turned out feet… but still. Miley’s mouth makes me crazy. Like bat sh*t, not in a good way, medieval crazy. Like she deliberately put some kind of contraption in there to make it stay open. Ugh.

If there was a 3 way Rossum contest between Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, and the Original Rossum Emmy herself…who would win?

Here’s Miley at the CMT Awards last night falling more in love with herself every day. Is it wrong to hate on a 16 year old? Probably. But when her parents are pimping her out on every carpet, and making her a multi million dollar commodity, I figure it’s open season.