Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends.

Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass.

While we’re on the subject though – sort of – can we go back to the news anchors and journalists who are incapable of saying an “ethnic” sounding name like Blagojevich? He recently compared himself to Mandela and Ghandi. Seriously, for pure entertainment value, he’s amazing. But really…how ignorant is it to expect that everyone should be called Bob Jones?

And that dumb f-cking twat on Fox News who couldn’t say Al Arabiya properly because it’s a network for Middle Eastern audiences - how hard is it to sound it out? You READ a monitor for a living!

It’s insidious and it’s dangerous, much more so – to me anyway – than JailBait’s insouciance.

Sorry, I digress.

About JailBait. Well, like they all do, she’s taken to her blog to explain her racial insensitivity, chalking it all up to “goofy” behaviour:

"I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!

In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new 'BAD GIRL'!

I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way! You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like I've owned up to them and apologized."

Oh no she didn’t. Oh yes she did. She just used our Britney to make herself look better.

Girl… you need to watch yourself.

And girl…

You need to GO TO F-CKING SCHOOL!!!

Is it not “would OF”! It is “would HAVE”!


I hate when I start sounding like my mother!

You see the benefits of child stardom? It’s contributing to the raping of the written word.

Also, please note the second photo, in which Miley is puckering up her beat-me mouth next to that loser douche of a 20 year old she’s taking birth control for. Why is his ass all flared up and funky like that?