JailBait, short shorts, a soul patch, and a pole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 06:18:00 August 10, 2009 06:18:00

It’s Miley Cyrus and her mashed up mouth at the Teen Choice Awards last night, all of 16, looking more like 30, and standing next to Fergie, really, it’s like they’re almost the same age. A compliment for Ferg, a shame for JailBait’s parents.

And then she got on the pole.

At the Teen Choice Awards, Jailbait wrapped it around a pole.

Where were her parents?

They were in the audience, where else would they be? When Billy Ray wasn’t posing and pouting with his soul patch, he and his wife were in the audience applauding. And the little one Noah was present too, idolising her big sister, counting down the weeks until she’ll be allowed to wear super short shorts and get down with a pole.

Oh wait.

She’s already been introduced to the pole! She was introduced to it last week. And there’s video! This is the Lord’s work. God approves of everything the Cyruses do.

You shake your head, but for every person who thinks this is sick, there’s another who is using this as a template. Because the Ebola generation is breeding. Awesome.

Photos from Wenn.com and Gettyimages.com and AXELLE/Bauergriffinonline.com

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