JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in together.
JailBait is 16.
Her response was that she was in no rush to share a home with him because “I get annoyed really easily. I love him to death . . . but no . . . [Justin] is so smart, but just like, everything has to, like, go where it's supposed to go and if it doesn't, I get like really frustrated."
So she’s 16, and the only reason she’s not moving in with her boyfriend is because she needs her own space?
Sounds about right. After all, this is what Disney’s pumping out as a role model these days.
When I was 16 we went on a family holiday to Bali. There I met this boy who worked at the resort and fell in love for a week and cried and cried when I had to come home. We talked on the phone all night, every night until my dad tore open the phone bill and discovered I had spent almost $1500.
For the next 2 years, my mother the Squawking Chicken found every opportunity she could, to tell everyone we knew, at the most public occasions possible, that I wasted $1500 shaming myself talking to a busboy in Bali.
More children should be raised like this.
File photo from Wenn.com