Like I said in the open, I didn’t watch it because Justin Bieber. And since it’s MTV all the clips are geo-blocked and I can’t access my geo-block bypass software from work, F-CK! My plan last night was to kick back in bed, e-cig in one hand, cocktail in the other, and enjoy a preview of what I’ll be seeing when Miley opens her tour in Vancouver on February 14, stripped down, of course.

So there was a horse plushie…

For Chinese New Year? Or to rep her country roots? I’m thinking country but why not? It is, after all, the Year of the Horse tomorrow. Did she hump it? Did she straddle it? Did she jam it in her crotch?

Look, if I could get away with it, I’d wear an ocean blue sequined bikini top too. I would not however wear a Carol Channing wig. But I would totally borrow from Mary Ann’s Gilligan’s Island closet and sex it up even more, YES.

Anyway, it’ll be hours before I can get home and turn on the PVR. So if you have any thoughts on Miley Unplugged, hit me up.