Just three days after those suspicious black eye photos, a bruise-free Jessica turned up in LA for a pre-Golden Globes event over the weekend. Not sure what she was trying to tell us with those big ass c*ck lips but I"m still holding out for tomorrow to see if she"ll somehow weasle her way onto the red carpet with a new scandalicious beau. Off topic for a second, but is anyone else alarmed by this growing new hair trend in Hollywood? Take a look at her extensions. Straight on top, kinky wavy on the bottom. Kiki Dunst, Elisha Cuthbert, Mischa Barton, and several other starlets have recently sported the same low classy locks. Am I missing something here? Is it time for me to get a perm???