Josh Schwartz has to hire one for every series. Right now in Gossip Girl it’s Blake Lively. Michelle, Duana, and I we live chat complain about her monotone all the time.
Schwartz’s original pretty girl sh-t actor of course was Mischa Barton.
Like, painful. Remember?
Glad face, sad face, mad face, same face.
And now she’s back on tv, shooting The Beautiful Life in New York pretending like she’s totally ok after that curious 2 week trip to the hospital. Mischa’s been smart though, has declined to talk about it so far. But as soon as she makes like Kirsten Dunst and lies about it being “depression” oh la hooker, check your meth ass.
Anyway, Mischa shot a movie a while back, long time ago, called St Trinian’s. For some reason it’s now being released in North American on October 2nd. The trailer has just been posted.
Please.
You need to see this. You need to see this and believe, once and for all, that acting – the ability to do so – is clearly irrelevant.
Mischa plays “PR Guru JJ French”.
The most amazing minute and a half ever. Will give you SO MUCH pleasure, in the going-straight-to-hell way.
And Ashton Kutcher cast her?
