Every year I catch Fast Times at Ridgemont High on a late night tv binge at least once and laugh my Chinese ass off. It’s still funny. Like Airplane.

But what the f&ck is Mischa Barton doing with her hair????

This is Mischa in Japan yesterday promoting Closing the Ring in jeans that fit badly and hair that only fits on a trailer park where bad perms run rampant. And my threshold for Mischa is usually way further back than anyone else’s.

But this… this is not cyclical. This is not coming back. Ever.

Still… bet your Hello Kitty those Tokyo girl morons saw this sh*t and hit the perm rods right after. They raise them to be such drones.