Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon…


This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook.

Since she broke my arm in Cannes it’s been a total downward spiral for loser Misch.

Completely lost her style mojo, can’t f-ck anyone for a job, and, as evidenced here, can no longer tell between night and day.

Meanwhile, the hair on my vagina elbow is starting to thin out.

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