The Shame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 08:49:37 January 8, 2009 08:49:37

If not for the fact that she broke my arm, I’d actually feel embarrassed for her. But as it happens she was too busy being stupid to do her job, she wasted my time, and since there are now pins in my arm holding together my elbow, embarrassment is a sentiment I’ll reserve for someone who actually deserves it.

Mischa Barton is only good for ridicule.

Like it’s not bad enough she had to launch her own blog to keep her 3 fans interested in her joke of a career, now she’s taken to posting pictures of herself in a bikini in a desperate attempt to generate interest. Mischa is in India right now because somehow she managed to score a part in a movie.

Think about what that means for Lindsay Lohan.

Mischa Barton’s acting consists of one face: happy face, sad face, mad face, the same face…

And even SHE can get a job.

But not Lilo.


So Lilo has MySpace, Mischa has her website. And on her website she also posts videos – yes videos – with explanations about her dating history and what she looks for in a guy and also gives tips on how we can all go green.

For reals.

It’s like the cyber equivalent of begging on your hands and knees. Ew.

Click here for more of Mischa’s photos of Mischa at the beach.

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