She can’t even handle being an extra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 07:07:48 January 21, 2010 07:07:48

Remember when Mischa Barton headlined a tv show? Remember when she decided she could make it in film? Remember when she failed in film but turned down a spot on Gossip Girl? Remember when her new series was cancelled after 5 minutes? Remember when she broke my arm?????

Yeah well Mischa Barton, for all intents and purposes, is now an extra on Law & Order. It’s called a “guest starring role” but she’s playing a prostitute and if you know at all how L&O works, you know the prostitute is a glorified extra. She has, like, 7 lines. And still she can’t manage to hold her sh-t together.

According to Radar Law & Order SVU cast and crew had to stay much longer on Tuesday because Mischa can’t act. Take after take. And Mariska Hargitay had to keep prompting her. And Barton kept apologising. She did, however, “look pretty”. That’s all that matters... I guess...?

Here she is on set all hookered up. That coat though, she was wearing that coat on her own time last week, when she came home from the Burlington Coat Factory... Snort.


So she has to borrow from the wardrobe department now? Or is it the other way around? She’s not important enough to provide wardrobe, she has to wear her own clothes? Either way, Mischa Barton is verging on Phoebe Price territory. Oh the f-cking shame.

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