There used to be a time when Mischa Barton could have pulled this off. Picture Sienna Miller, Kate Moss, even Leighton Meester. It doesn’t have so much to do with what Mischa looks like now but with WHO she is now. She’s not much anymore. No show, no jobs, no homes, no prospects, and therefore no steeze...

And she’s only 24. Imagine being over at 24???

Mischa is currently in London. There’s a new boy called Ali. He’s a DJ. So she’s living with him on the club scene. They were spotted at a music festival the other day and supposedly kept going together to the loo. Yeah so a lot has changed.

There comes a point for certain girls in their lives when their best prospect is to become a Kept Woman. This is Mischa’s future.

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