Is it her first? Let's call it her first. Only 5 more to go until she matches her daughter! And we know she's always lived through her daughter.

Three weeks after Lindsay Lohan revealed to Oprah that her problem is alcohol, her f-cking mother gets busted for drinking alcohol and driving. In my mind, it's attempted murder.

In true Lohan fashion, Dina actually tried to accuse the cops of injuring her during the arrest. Once paramedics arrived, she pulled back her accusation, realising that her lie wouldn't get her anywhere. Asshole.

Assholes raising assholes, you see?