My Gwyneth eats pizza???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2007 00:00:00 June 5, 2007 00:00:00

Must be organic, made from ingredients grown on some mountain, sprinkled with heavenly rainwater and blessed with a lotus.

Check out my Gwyneth the other night and the scraggly hair you hate so much looking freshfaced and casual with a take out bag after dinner at a pizza joint. As you can see she’s leaving with a doggie bag.

I actually like the homely ‘do. I’d try myself but would end up looking like Chinese peasant toiling the fields with a baby in my womb and another on my back.

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